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Anonymous asked: in your post "Dear John Key. A Follow Up IN Regard to Jonny’s Ski Pants and Some Environmental Concerns Of Mine" there is at least one inaccuracy due to a false assumption. You claim that as the water get deeper, it gets exponentially colder. This is false due to water being most dense at 4degC so as the ocean gets deeper it just trends closer to 4deg. I definitely don't disagree with your stance but the more accurate the more believable

Thank you for your fan mail!

Actually, very helpful and highly appreciated. The more factually correct the better. Thanks Anonny Anonymous

Click on Lord Joffrey to see a letter I wrote to the New Zealand Prime Minister in regard to the environment. And also to let him know about Jonny’s ski pants

Click on Lord Joffrey to see a letter I wrote to the New Zealand Prime Minister in regard to the environment. And also to let him know about Jonny’s ski pants

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Anonymous asked: HI. May I please have Mike Tod Air NZ`s E address?

Sure. it is MarkTodd@googles.corn

A request to Sir Richard Branson to try and get the band STRANGE FORCES into space to become the first space-rock band to play live in outer space.
God willing (INSHALLAH) Sir Richard receives this letter somehow. Click on his no holds barred attitude of a smile to read this initial correspondence. 

A request to Sir Richard Branson to try and get the band STRANGE FORCES into space to become the first space-rock band to play live in outer space.

God willing (INSHALLAH) Sir Richard receives this letter somehow. Click on his no holds barred attitude of a smile to read this initial correspondence. 

Vincent Gallo’s semen is for sale! What a bargain at a million bucks a pop. Click on his face to see a letter I wrote to him to find out some finer details

Vincent Gallo’s semen is for sale! What a bargain at a million bucks a pop. Click on his face to see a letter I wrote to him to find out some finer details

Look who it is! A true Aussie patriot! It’s Melbourne based graphic designer Adrian Scream Mask. A great little photo essay. Click on Adrian to check it out.

Look who it is! A true Aussie patriot! It’s Melbourne based graphic designer Adrian Scream Mask. A great little photo essay. Click on Adrian to check it out.

yeah this is my favourite photo of life.

yeah this is my favourite photo of life.

PART 2 OF 2012’s EPIC JUICE SAGA. WHERE I GET TO MEET LU ITALIANO, HEAD OF MANDO, MANDARIN JUICE IN AUSTRALIA. AND KANE IS THERE TOO.
A TALE OF DREAMS COMING TRUE, HEARTBREAK, AND DESTINY.
CLICK ON THE AWESOME GUY ABOVE TO READ IT. 

PART 2 OF 2012’s EPIC JUICE SAGA. WHERE I GET TO MEET LU ITALIANO, HEAD OF MANDO, MANDARIN JUICE IN AUSTRALIA. AND KANE IS THERE TOO.

A TALE OF DREAMS COMING TRUE, HEARTBREAK, AND DESTINY.

CLICK ON THE AWESOME GUY ABOVE TO READ IT. 

This is the detailed correspondence between ME and the Mando, mandarin juice company. Where I try and get their juice stocked in MORE places around Melbourne, and try and organise a sponsorship for my friend KANE.
Click on the picture of the awesome guy to read it.

This is the detailed correspondence between ME and the Mando, mandarin juice company. Where I try and get their juice stocked in MORE places around Melbourne, and try and organise a sponsorship for my friend KANE.

Click on the picture of the awesome guy to read it.

This letter was crafted and sent to Joy from the Qufu Shaolin school of Kung Fu, China. Click on either of my enemies in the picture above to view the correspondence.

This letter was crafted and sent to Joy from the Qufu Shaolin school of Kung Fu, China. Click on either of my enemies in the picture above to view the correspondence.

It is not every day you see George Michael with a zebra, nor every day you find out about a dead cat that has been turned into a remote controlled helicopter.
I wrote a letter to it’s inventor. Which you can read by clicking on George Michael (or the nearby Zebra)

It is not every day you see George Michael with a zebra, nor every day you find out about a dead cat that has been turned into a remote controlled helicopter.

I wrote a letter to it’s inventor. Which you can read by clicking on George Michael (or the nearby Zebra)

Jealous

Holy crap! My friend KC got to sit in the driver’s seat on the shark bus. What the hell? And they totally denied me! What a load of BS! But congrats KC

From Kelly and Me

Time is running out to get in touch with Tom Petty about his Hamburg concert this Sunday. This is a letter I wrote to him with a pretty special request. Click the pic

Time is running out to get in touch with Tom Petty about his Hamburg concert this Sunday. This is a letter I wrote to him with a pretty special request. Click the pic

I wrote to artist Damien Hirst about our shared exhibition which is now running at the Tate Modern. Click on the psychedelic picture to read.

I wrote to artist Damien Hirst about our shared exhibition which is now running at the Tate Modern. Click on the psychedelic picture to read.

Fear struck my heart when I realised Goldblum is performing live in LA with a jazz ensemble. Click on the banner to read:

Fear struck my heart when I realised Goldblum is performing live in LA with a jazz ensemble. Click on the banner to read: