The Busey-Nolte Family. One of the leading families in showbiz
DISCLAIMER: FOR SECURITY REASONS THE WRITER WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT THIS HAPPENED ON ANOTHER PLANET MANY YEARS BEFORE EARTH APPEARED. ANY SIMILARITIES TO ANY EARTHLINGS ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
It was a tale of true love, destiny and the meeting of two kindred souls in a world turned upside down by corruption, capitalism and transexual prostitution.
On one of those hot summer L.A nights you hear about where dreams are made, Busey came across Nolte in a caravan below the Hollywood sign. With only a typewriter, a bottle of wine and a half burnt candle Busey gingerly approaches Nolte and asked him through the open caravan window:
‘Are you my brother?’
Nolte answers gruffly (but tenderly)… ‘No, but you are beautiful. I feel as if my soul has just connected with yours. Emotionally, and of course sexually.’
‘I’m not gay, but I feel if i miss this opportunity to join you in some form of coital position, I will be turning my back on my destiny. Do you feel the same?’ Busey asks.
‘I feel exactly the same, even… moreso.’ says Nolte.
‘Am I dreaming?’ Busey replies as he puts down a half eaten icecream cone on the bed and takes off his shirt.
‘No, but this is a dream… come true’ whispers Nolte. They embrace as the sun sets
All night long they make love passionately as fireworks go off around Los Angeles and America (including Hawaii and Alaska). They mainly use gay missionary position as they like to look into each others similar faces. They call out each others names and thank the universe that they found each other.
In the morning they wake with no memory of the night before. But they are naked in each others arms. And Busey has a slight erection that Nolte is accidentally leaning on with his elbow.
In the corner of the caravan are three identical pods that look like this
Inside each pod there is a fully grown human. Nolte leans off Busey’s slight erection, leaving a red mark and surveys the pods. Busey yells:
‘Get away from those!’
He pulls out a gigantic vacuum cleaner and sucks the pods into the vacuum cleaner and runs outside naked except for a t-shirt. He immediately throws the vacuum cleaner on reverse and shoots the pods into the atmosphere. One of them sticks to an airplane heading for New Zealand. One lands inside an acting school and the other makes contact with the same plane headed for New Zealand but becomes caught in the engine turbine and is shredded into a million bits.
Busey and Nolte embrace and exchange necklaces. Their children have been released into the world and/or killed.
They know that this night has changed the course of the world as we know it but they vow to never try and find the pods or the children that were contained inside.
As a side note the first pod contained JOnny and he became a cyclist, and the second pod contained the actor Stark Sands. And the third pod had another kid who was unnamed (but killed)